May 2012
31 posts
Clients From Hell: Client: We need you to put a watermark on all of our photos for the... →
clientsfromhell.net
Client: We need you to put a watermark on all of our photos for the website so that no one can steal them.
Me: Okay. I’ll need the original photos in a digital format so I can start placing the watermark on them before I upload them onto the new site.
Client: No, no. Just get online and take…
Smorg: The Start Menu Organizer →
smorg.com
Don’t actually care too much what this thing does - I just love the name.
“Can you take this black and white page and make a photocopy of it back to color?”
—clientsfromhell
See at least they asked, I have no problem with the technologically clueless who nervously ask such stuff. The arrogant, demanding morons, now they’re a different story…
See at least they asked, I have no problem with the technologically clueless who nervously ask such stuff. The arrogant, demanding morons, now they’re a different story…
Client: I think my keyboard is broken.
Me: What makes you think that?
Client: When I login and type my password, whatever key I press shows up as a little black dot.
Bless.
How To Delete Individual Auto Fill Suggestions From Omnibox | Google Chrome →
theultralinx.com
Here, have a knighthood - begone repetitive typo-based suggestions! :)
The simple trick to fix this is: First find out what the entry is you wish to delete. Next begin typing in the entry in the Omnibox, Select the entry using the arrow keys Finally press shift delete simultaneously(on Mac you may need to hold down cmd also).
Here, have a knighthood - begone repetitive typo-based suggestions! :)
Fernando Alonso waxes legs as F1 title race enters final lap | Sport | The Guardian →
guardian.co.uk
I have to have tumblred this before, surely?! Still with gems like: “I’m surprised he could take the pain, says Lewis Hamilton” it bears much re-reading. It’s not just the random shaving, but Hamilton and Webber’s responses are just plain ODD! :D
